An American, Canadian and Australian were sitting in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers. The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw his glass into the air and shot it with his pistol.

As he put the pistol on the bar, he told the Canadian and Australian that in the great US of A they had so much money that they never had to drink out of the same glass twice.

Next the Australian drank his beer, threw the glass in the air and shot the glass with the American's pistol. He put the gun back down and said, "In Australia, there is so much sand that glass is cheap and I don't ever drink out of the same glass too!"

Next, the Canadian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the American. As he was putting the gun back down, he told the Australian, "In Canada we have so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice!"

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