One day a man was walking along the beach when he found an old bottle. He began to clean it up and suddenly a genie appeared.
"Oh master," said the genie, "for releasing me you can have one wish!"

The man thought for a moment and decided that peace in the Middle East would help humanity more than any petty gain.

"Hmmmm," said the genie, "I think it's beyond even my powers. It's a conflict as old as time itself, with intractable religious, social and economic issues. Could you please choose again?"

The man thought for a moment and asked the genie if just once, possibly, he could recieve a blowjob from his wife.

The genie looked at him.

"I know," said the first man, "make the entire ocean in beer!"

The genie nodded, raised his arms, and in a blinding flash the entire ocean was turned into beer. Instantly the genie disappeared and the two men were left in the boat floating on a huge expanse of beer.

Beaming, the first man turns around to find the second man looking at him in dusgust.

"Nice going you fucking idiot!" shouted the second man, "Now we are going to have to piss in the boat!"

im coldly and said, "Ok, when you say world peace........."

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