Jason: Hey bro I hate to ask this but could you spot me some cash?

Me: Hi, what for and how much?

Jason: Im like $300 short on my MOTTSAPPLESAUCE payment due the 15th.

Me: Uh, how much apple sauce did you buy from them? WTF Jason

Jason: I am laughing so hard I cant breathe

I wrote mortgage payment and I have no idea why my phone did that. I wrote Motts apple sauce to Jen once while she was shopping.

Me: I literally just snorted. Yes I can spot you the 3 bills. Your phone is sack.

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