While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out that she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.
On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife in a rumpled bath robe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she looked through a magazine.
Then without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent hard on. Looking down at this he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed up, son of a bitch.