Mick and Harry were having a drink at the pub one night, when Mick noticed a blonde making eyes at his friend.
"Go and chat her up," Mick said, "You might get a fuck!"

So Harry went over to the blonde and started chatting. But after about ten minutes, Harry came back to the table, looking pissed off.
"What happened," asked Mick, "It looked like you were going to score!"

"Yeah," replied Harry, "Things were going fine until she said, "I won't let you fuck me unless you dick is at least 10 inches long!"
"So what's the problem?" asked Mick.

Harry replied, "I'm not folding my dick in half for anybody!"

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