A Palestinian gentleman was taking a walk on the West Bank when he was brutally beaten by a gang of young Israeli thugs. Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he bought a huge German Shepherd trained to kill on command and went out to seek revenge.It didn't take him long to see the perfect victim: a little old Jewish man walking a little dog that resembled a dachshund.The Palestinian let go of his ferocious dog, but to his astonishment he saw the little dog pin his dog down to the ground and swallow it full, all in thirty seconds."What kind of dog is that?" asked the Palestinian."Well, before we had his nose fixed he used to be an alligator!" said the old man.