When the Irish woman answered her front door it was only to hear sorry tidings, shouting through the crack of the open door, that her husband had been killed.

"And that's not the worst of it I'm afraid, Ma'am," said the policeman, "He was run over by a steam roller!"

"I'm in my bathrobe," said the new widow, "Could you slip him under the door?"

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