Paddy saw a newspaper ad for a $10 river cruise. So he went out to the jetty, where he saw a guy with a baseball bat and a coil of rope.
"I'm here for the river cruise!" said Paddy handing the guy $10.
The guy took the money then hit Paddy over the ear with the baseball bat. Next thing Paddy knew, he was floating down the river tied to a log. Then he spotted his friend, Mick, who was also tied to a log and floating downstream.
"Hey Mick!" Paddy yelled, "Do they serve meals on this trip?"
"Well," Mick shouted back, "They didn't last year!"

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