Why are you crying Fred? asked the teacher. "

'Cos my parrot died last night.

I washed it in Wisk. . ."

"Fred," said the teacher.

"You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots."

"Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir.

It was the tumble drier."

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