Two guys were walking down the street. One of them was notorious for being prejudice against Italians. Yet when he sees an Italian organ grinder with a monkey dancing, he throws $20 into the monkey's hat.
His friend, surprised, said, "But people have been telling me for years how much you hate Italians, and here you are giving money to one."
"Well," replied the guy, "They are so cute when they are little!"