An Italian butcher lived in a flat over his shop. One night he was awoken by a strange sound coming from the shop downstairs. He tiptoed down and saw his 24 year old daughter masturbating with a huge salami sausage rammed up her pussy. He sighed to himself and went back to bed.
The next day a customer came in and asked the butcher for some salami.
"I'm sorry, I don't have any left." Said the butcher.
"But what's that hanging up there?" asked the customer.