A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, I cant give you cyanide to kill your husband! Thats against the law! Ill lose my license. Theyll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, Well, now. You didnt tell me you had a prescription.