Sam walks into his bosss office. Sir, Ill be straight with you, I know the economy isnt great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise. After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.

By the way, asks the boss as Sam is getting up, which three companies are after you? The electric company, water company, and phone company, Sam replied.

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