A cop pulled over a car and finds a young couple in the front seat.

Wheres your seat belt young man? asked the cop.

Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car, responded the man.

No you didnt! exclaimed his wife, you never wear your seat belt!. A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license. Aw shucks! cried the man, I must have left it home!

Yeah right! screamed his wife, You know it expired 3 months ago! At a loss for words, the cop asked the woman are you always so tough on him?!

No responded the young woman, only when he had too much to drink!.

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