So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack.
Hey Tom said Tom to his friend Oscar, You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldnt believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.
Oscar hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, please not while I am eating!!