Two friends were chatting over the phone.

"What do you say I come over tonight with two girls," said the first guy, "and we party like the good old days?"

"Great idea man!" replied the other, "So what are the girls like then?"

"I have to tell you," the first guy said, "Mine is a knockout. Yours, well, she will be OK when you get drunk enough!"

That night, the door bell rang, and the second guy opens the door to his friend and introduces him to his blind date.

After about a minute, the guy with the blind date turns to his friend and whispers in his ear, "This ain't going to work man! I can't drink that much fucking alcohol!"

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