Two friends were in a pool hall together one day, shooting a game of eight ball.
Suddenly a funeral procession passed by outside. Seeing the hearse, one of the guys laid down his cue, put his hand over his heart and stood solemnly as the procession passed by. The other guy was touched by this gesture, and said so.
"Oh, it's the least I could do pal," the guy replied, "In five more days, we would have been married 20 years!"