There was a couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband had put his bedside lamp on to read a book.

As he was reading, he reached over to his wife and started fondling with her pussy. He did this only for a short time though, then stopped and went on reading his book.

The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him.
The husband looked confused and asked, "What are you doing taking all your clothes off?"

The wife said, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier!"

The husband said, "Not at all!"
The wife then shouted, "Well what the hell were you doing then?"

"Oh I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages on the book."

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