Three guys were sitting in a pub with hangovers from the night before.

The first guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning with my pyjamas over my clothes!"

The second guy says, "That's nothing, I was so drunk last night I had sex with a woman who I don't even know, and my wife walked in, and I didn't even care!"

The third guy says, "You think that's bad, I was blowing spew all night!"

"That's not too bad!" said the other two.

"No, no, you don't understand," said the third guy, "Spew is the name of my dog!"

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