Steady Eddy had just won the snooker championship. After the big game he was approached by a lady to go back to her place for some fucking.
Well, being the stud he is, he said, "OK" Later she's lying on the bed naked and she's wondering what's taking so long. She peers through the crack in the bathroom door and he's chalking his dick up.
The minutes go by and finally he comes out, but still he stops at the end of the bed, bending over and checking her out. Well, she's just itching for a fuck now, and can't stand him peering at her any longer, so she says, "Eddy, what's keeping you?"
He replies, "Just wondering whether to go for the pink or the brown!"