On hearing that her grandfather had passed away, Jennie went to see her grandmother straight away. When she asked how her grandfather had died her granny said, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."
"Do you not think that was unwise, seeing as he was 94?" asked Jennie.
"Oh, no!" replied her granny, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells. In with the dings and out with the dongs!"
"But don't you think it was too much for him granny?" asked Jennie.
"No hunnie," replied grandma, "if it wasn't for that goddam ice cream van going past, he'd still be here now!"