It was the first day of school, and the teacher was establishing the fact that she would take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.
While she was taking a head count, she was told by one boy, "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer."
The teacher said, "There will be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your real name."
The kid said, "No, Really, my name is Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall and ask my brother if you don't believe me."
Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the classroom door. There was no teacher in the classroom so she entered the room and directly asked the class, "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?"
"Hell no," replied a kid in the front row, "We don't even get a damn cookie break!"