There was three guys walking down a hill a Black guy, a Mexican guy, and a Korean guy. Then they got kidnapped by a crazy gay guy. He said, "If all three of your dicks add up to 12 inches your lives will be spared."
The Black guy pulls down his pants and he measured 6 inches, the Mexican measured 4 inches and the the Korean measured 2 inches. Their lives were spared.
Walking down that same hill the black guy said, "You are lucky I'm Black" The Mexican said, "You are lucky I'm Mexican" Then the Korean said, "You are soooo lucky I had a boner".