In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off a building. Up rushes a good Hindu cop to talk him down.

The cop yells up to the man "Don't jump! Think of your father" The man replies "I haven't got a father; I'm going to jump."

The copy goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time the man says "haven't got one; going to jump."

Desperate the cop finally yells up "Don't jump! Think of Lord Krishna" The man replies "Who is that?"

The cop yells "Jump, Muslim! You're blocking traffic!"

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