They rode along for a while, and the Nebraska fan was thinking.

Then he pulled out a bottle of champagne, opened it, took a swig, threw down the bottle, pulled out his pistol and shot the bottle.
"What are you doing?" asked the Cyclone fan.

"That was perfectly good champagne."

"In Nebraska," said the Husker fan, "We have more champagne than we need, and the bottles are cheap."

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