Lady Di is welcomed at the pearly gates by St. Peter.Peter asks, "Oh dear, what happened to you?"

"I died in a car crash," Lady Diana replied, "But wait until you see my friend, he looks a lot worse!"

Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says, "My God, you look terrible!"Dodi replied, "This is nothing, wait until you see my driver!"

Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly towards the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, "So you're the driver then?"

"No, I am Mother Theresa!"

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