One day Tiger Woods, the famous golfer, was touring the golf courses in Ireland when he ran low on fuel for his big Mercedes, so he pulled over to the nearest petrol station.

"Hi there," said Tiger to the petrol attendant, "Can you fell her up?"

"Oh shure I ken!" replied the attendant and he started filling Tiger's car up with fuel.

Tiger got out of his car to stretch his legs when two wooden tees fell out of his pocket onto the ground.

"Sweet Mary," said the Irish attendant, "And what would they be then?"

Tiger looked down and said, "They are for putting my balls on when I'm driving.""Bejasus," cried the attendant, "those fellas at Mercedes tink of everting!"

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