During the trial of Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper, the judge asked him to stand up while he read the verdict of the jury.

"You have been found guilty of murdering a woman with a hammer." the judge said sternly."You lying fucking bastard!" screamed a man from the gallery.

The judge stared at the man in astonishment, before turning back to the mass murderer to continue his verdict."You have also been found guilty of killing many more women with a stanley knife." said the judge."You miserable fucking shit!" screamed the man from the gallery."Sir," the judge said, "I am seconds away from charging you with bringing the court into disrepute.

Can you kindly explain your outrageous interruptions?"

"Well," shouted the man, "I lived next door to that fucking cunt Sutcliffe for 20 years, and when did he ever have a tool when I needed one?"

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