Bill died and went to heaven, where he was met by an angel who led him to a large warehouse. Each wall was lined with thousands and thousands of clocks.
"Each clock," said the angel, "represents a persons lifetime!"
Suddenly the hands on one of the clocks began to spin around furiously, taking an hour off the time."What was that?" asked Bll.The angel explained that that each time someone acted like a wanker, an hour was knocked off their lives.
The pair carried on walking when Bill asked the angel if it could be possible to see the famous pop star, Michael Jackson's clock."Oh course," said the angel, "but you will have to come into the office. We have been using it as fan during this hot spell!"