A blonde was feeling really down on her luck one day so decided to kidnap a child to make some cash.
The blonde went to the nearest play park and grabbed a child.
The blonde proceeded to write a note saying If you ever want to see your son again, leave 10,000 in a brown paper bag under the big tree at the north side of the playpark.
The blonde proceeded to pin the note to the child and send him home.
The next day the blonde went back to the park and under the big tree at the north side of the park was the brown paper bag, she opened the bag and it contained the 10,000 she had requested, and it was accompanied with a note which read