A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the barman, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend."
The bartender says, "Come on pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here!"
So the black guy figures he will get his own back. He takes the gorilla home, shaves off all her hair, gives her a nice wig, lipstick and a dress. He then takes her back to the same bar and says, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend."
The bartender gives them a drink, and they go and sit down. The bartender turns to his colleague and says, "You know, that drives me crazy. It seems that every time a good looking Italian girl comes in here, she is always with a nigger!"