One day a man goes to his window and looks out. He can't believe his eyes. There in his tree is sitting a huge silverback gorilla. Not knowing what to do, he calls the operator. The operator tells him that there is a city wide hunt for this gorilla and a special team will be sent to him shortly. Twenty minutes later a van pulls up outside his house and a soldier comes running up to his door.

The guy opens the door and points the gorilla out to the soldier.The soldier says, "I'm gonna need your help to capture this gorilla!"The man says,"What can I do?"

The soldier takes him out to his van and opens the door. He takes out a pair of handcuffs, a pitbull dog and a shotgun.

"Here's what we are gonna do,"says the soldier, "I will climb up the tree and start shaking the limbs until the gorilla falls out.

When he hits the ground, that bulldog is gonna bite him on the balls, then the gorilla will throw his arms in the air and all you have to do is put the handcuffs on him, OK!"

"OK," says the man, "But what is the shotgun for?"

"Oh yeah," replied the soldier, "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the dog!"

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