There was a monkey in a tree throwing coconuts at a tiger. The tiger was getting pissed off and warned the monkey that if he caught him he would pay dearly.

The monkey kept on throwing the coconuts. The tiger went over to the tree and started shaking it and the monkey fell out. The tiger said to the monkey "I'll give you a choice.

Either I will bite off your head or your tail!"The monkey replied "Bite off my head!"

The tiger was puzzled and asked why. The monkey looked into the tiger's eyes and said, "If you bite off my tail I will be a black man!"

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