One day at the London medical college, a promising young medical student burst into his lecturer's office in a clear state of distress."What on earth is the matter?" asked the lecturer.
"I can't take it anymore!" screamed the student, "I need to find somewhere else to live!"
"But the college's accomodation are the best in the country!" said the lecturer, "Why do you want to move?"
"No, it's not that!" replied the student, "Every night when I want to study I have to push away the beautiful young student nurses who have come in drunk from a night on the town and are hungry for sex!"
"I see," said the lecturer, "how can I help you then?""Oh doc," answered the student, "you are going to have to break my arms!"