A doctor opened up an office in Harlem offering a radical new procedure called 'Decolorization'.

It promised to lighten even the darkest skin and eyes for the budget price of $99.Tyrone and Lionel saved up their money, and with cash in hand, went to the doctor.

Tyrone went in first and in half an hour he emerged with white skin, blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Hey bro, you look smoooothhh!," said Lionel, "Lookey here, I only gots me $98. Can you spare the other buck?"Tyrone looked at him and said, "Go and get a job nigger!"

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