A doctor specialising in cardiac cases died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge floral arrangement in the shape of a heart.
When the priest finished his sermon the flowery heart opened up and the coffin rolled inside, the heart then closing again.
One member of the congregation started to chuckle to himself as he watched this."Why are you laughing at a time like this?" a woman next to him asked."I was thinking about my own funeral!" the man replied."What's so funny about that then?" asked the woman."I'm a gynaecologist!" laughed the man.