A man went to a doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and would only have a year to live.
So he decided to talk to his priest. After the man explained his situation, he asked the pastor if there was anything he could do?
"What you should do is go out and get married to the ugliest woman you can find, get her pregnant, live on the streets in a card board box in the middle of the city."The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?""No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you have seem like forever!"