A strange looking man walked into a funeral home and said to the mortician, "I will give you $100 for the vagina of the blonde lying in that casket in the front room."The mortician looks at the guy in disgust, "Are you mad?" he replies, "I could lose my license!"
"How about the $200 then!" the man says.The mortician thought about this for a moment, then said, "All right, you have a deal, but keep it quiet OK?"
Locking the doors and pulling the drapes, he went to work, scalpel in hand.
In minutes he was holding a dripping bloody pussy at arms length, and he asked nervously, "How would you like it wrapped?" "Never mind wrapping it," said the man, "I will eat it here!"