A young girl was having a heart to heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since going to university. "Mum, I have to tell you," the girl confessed, "I lost my virginity last weekend.""I'm not surprised," said the mother, "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and a pleasurable experience.""Well, yes and no," said the girl, "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore!"