One day little Johnny came home from school with his report card. His mother looked at the test results and was angry that he had got another 'D' in math.

"I warned you," his mother screamed, "if you ever got another 'D' in class again I would pack you off to a catholic boarding school! So that is where you are going next term!"

So Johnny goes to the catholic school and 6 months later returns home with his report card in his hand.

"I can't believe it," cried his mother, overjoyed, "You got an 'A' in math. What happened at the school to make you improve so much? Was it the teaching methods?"

"No," replied Johnny, "I knew those teachers there were not kidding around. I walked into the math class on the first day and saw a guy nailed to a plus sign!"

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